Soup Stub my toe but I ignore it. Gangrene sets in. Amputation from thigh down. Hypovolemic shock due to massive blood loss during surgery. Slow quiet death in ICU.
Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5
Crackers: Over-tha-top cuteness! Confess to a serial killer's/rapist's crimes and become an inmate's bitch until anal contusions lead to "back up". I drown in my own feces. (Gross but its THAT cute).
Cuteness Suicide Scale: +5/5
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