cuddle this: June 2008

Sunday, June 29, 2008

From the Republic of OMG

Linked from funtasticus

Soup: Dive onto a bed of AIDS syringes.

Suicide Cuteness Scale: 5/5

Crackers: OMG. Petrol bath and a cigarette.

Suicide Cuteness Scale: +5/5

where his ears go?

Soup: I love him. Swimming pool and concrete blocks.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Crackers: Classic cuteness. Go up to my roof during a storm with metal poles.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Soup: Undeniable cuteness. I'm powerless. Exsanguination.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4.236/5

Crackers: Make my eyes bleed cuteness!!! Throw me to a pit of angry lions with animal blood soaked all over me.

Cuteness Suicide Scale:+5/5

Bunny java .

Soup: Yes. This is REAL. This bunny is authentic cute. AHHHH....I can't take it!!!! Gun shot, bridge jump, electrocution...anything quick!!! Kill me!!! Hurry!!!

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 5 very authentic points/5

Crackers: Heart mealting, make we weep cuteness! Take those heart shocker things and put them to my temples.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: Heartfelt 5/5 (cuddle me bunny...)

otter kitten.

Soup Stub my toe but I ignore it. Gangrene sets in. Amputation from thigh down. Hypovolemic shock due to massive blood loss during surgery. Slow quiet death in ICU.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5

Crackers: Over-tha-top cuteness! Confess to a serial killer's/rapist's crimes and become an inmate's bitch until anal contusions lead to "back up". I drown in my own feces. (Gross but its THAT cute).

Cuteness Suicide Scale: +5/5

ear blanket.

Soup: The cat is a faker. Sorry. Lethal injection against my will while my lawyer protests outside.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1.3/5

Crackers: Ugh....force feed me thumb taks, kick me in the stomach. Tear my intestines and suffocate my organs in blood.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

I'm not lion this is cute overload.

Christian the Lion - A funny movie is a click away

Soup: I can't take the cuteness. Chain myself to a bumper and get dragged on the freeway. Super cute. Make me cry.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 100/5

Crackers: Still wiping up the tears. Cute overdose. Stick me in an acid bath and make me exfoliate.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: +5/5

lil' Gerome.

Soup: Yep. Death by cop. (google it)

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3.5/5

Crackers: Soup, ur such a softie for the long necked skinnies. What is it? Bleach and ammonia while cleaning the bathroom.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: -1/5

digit clingers.

Soup: Cute but old school. Refusal of treatment for skin cancer.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5

Crackers: Nothing cuter than tiny animals on chubby fingers. Throw my toaster in the bath and drown my head in the water.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Flopsy bunny.

Soup: Okay, now we are back to some good ol' fashion cuteness. Full marks. Any sort of blunt force trauma will suffice.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Crackers: This screams cuteness! Jump in from of the subway during rush hour for all to witness the horror and gore.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 5/5

One bird, one asian boy.

Soup: Not so much cute but funny. So...umm...I guess...pills? I dunno. Okay a handful of downers and a hot bath.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1/5
(but super funny)

Crackers: No way Soup...kid is super cute. Squeeze my head in a vice.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3/5

Jack Kerouac and Dean Moriarity

Crackers: Fairy-tale romance cuteness. Hang me by my belt.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Soup: Best pals. Unbearable cuteness. Fall to the ground and bash my face into the concrete until it is a messy unfixable goo.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 9/5

Crackers: Soup, you're a tard.

Cat in a hat

Soup: Not buying the cuteness here. Maybe steer into oncoming traffic.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1/5

Crackers: Super cute, its a girl thing. Fly off a very tall bridge.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3/5

sad george.

Soup: I'd deliberately get too drunk and then asphyxiate in my own vomit.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5

Crackers: Plastic bag over my head.

Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5

Out of tea bags.

Soup: Since there are two it's murder suicide.

Nothing elaborate. Poison her coffee in the morning then leap from the balcony before rush hour.