tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27806129536462117892011-07-30T14:23:07.267-07:00Ever see something so cute you can't stand it? Yeah, us too. Review, rate and describe methods for ending the cuteness pain from Soup and Crackers.ravnoreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-83374521761934224412010-04-06T17:39:00.000-07:002010-04-06T17:40:00.154-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><a href="http://www.remixtorio.com/">remixtorio.com</a></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span><a href="http://www.remixtorio.com/"></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span><div><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8337452176193422441?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-25017077381929275722008-11-05T20:25:00.001-08:002008-11-05T20:25:50.883-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i37.tinypic.com/333zhi9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 510px; height: 326px;" src="http://i37.tinypic.com/333zhi9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-2501707738192927572?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-10429546957300266232008-11-05T20:22:00.000-08:002008-11-05T20:23:45.621-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3720/05uf6.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 550px; height: 406px;" src="http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3720/05uf6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-1042954695730026623?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-88416363212987951362008-11-05T20:20:00.001-08:002008-11-05T20:20:57.913-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/225383649_c6f4c66c90.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 325px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/225383649_c6f4c66c90.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8841636321298795136?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-12907733291879732008-10-18T20:58:00.000-07:002008-10-18T22:30:15.855-07:00<img src=http://ajanlo.kapu.hu/csimpanz/13.jpg><br /><br />Courtesy of http://www.funtim.com<br /><br /><br />Crackers: HOLY, CUDDLE MY @*$!!!. My heart melted to a puddle of tears. Last post was -29/5 related to my age so I gotta award a Crackers' award in Best-In-Show of +29/10 cause I'm feeling the love (BTW, Crackers' B-I-Sis the Academy Awards / Nobel Prize of awards - Disregard Soup's MTV Music Awards level of recognition)<br /><br />Soup: Monkey kitten? Are you kidding?<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-1290773329187973?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-91081329498519689982008-10-18T20:37:00.001-07:002008-10-18T20:48:34.824-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg244/gatoisland/archive/gatoiscautious.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg244/gatoisland/archive/gatoiscautious.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Soup: Head on on the freeway.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<br /><br />Crackers:Torture circus / roadside zoo abuse. No cuddles, just pity.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 29/5 (29-my age, So sad I should be executed just for posting this).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-9108132949851968998?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-1338345656898912572008-08-31T20:13:00.000-07:002008-08-31T20:19:06.275-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2156/2433153907_116c0beed2_b.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2156/2433153907_116c0beed2_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Soup: I don't want to kill myself. I want to live forever just to feel that horrid anguish of praying for death. Only that will extinguish the happiness this brings me.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: So cute I wanna blind myself with battery acid 'cause nothin' else will do.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 5/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-133834565689891257?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-75534743064385327742008-07-05T22:39:00.000-07:002008-07-05T22:47:44.181-07:00<img src=http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nfc1.jpg><br />Credit: www.dailypets.co.uk<br /><br />Soup: I want to squeeze him like a bottle of french's, take a handful of anti-depressants, empty a bottle of wild turkey and listen to skinner.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3.7/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Can't breathe cuteness. Plastic bag over the head.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-7553474306438532774?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-8693553906140895532008-06-29T15:32:00.000-07:002008-06-30T21:35:55.432-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/2626463933_f45595030f_o.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/2626463933_f45595030f_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Linked from <a href="http://img.funtasticus.org/2007/jan8/giraffe3118/giraffe003.jpg">funtasticus</a></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">Soup: Dive onto a bed of AIDS syringes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">Suicide Cuteness Scale: 5/5</span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">Crackers: OMG. Petrol bath and a cigarette.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;">Suicide Cuteness Scale: +5/5</span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-869355390614089553?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-48548905669658255682008-06-29T15:08:00.000-07:002008-06-30T21:15:30.849-07:00<img src="http://www.eglobe1.com/word/wp-content/images/photos/Animals/Japanese-Bunny.jpg" /><br /><br />Soup: I love him. Swimming pool and concrete blocks.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Classic cuteness. Go up to my roof during a storm with metal poles.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-4854890566965825568?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-57329271659856235402008-06-28T22:35:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:55:24.129-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdQj2ohqCBk&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vdQj2ohqCBk&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Soup: Undeniable cuteness. I'm powerless.  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exsanguination">Exsanguination.</a><br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4.236/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Make my eyes bleed cuteness!!! Throw me to a pit of angry lions with animal blood soaked all over me.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale:+5/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-5732927165985623540?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-64067356198285276822008-06-28T22:26:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:32:23.003-07:00<img src=http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/snorrf.jpg><br /><br />Soup: Yes. This is REAL. This bunny is authentic cute. AHHHH....I can't take it!!!! Gun shot, bridge jump, electrocution...anything quick!!! Kill me!!! Hurry!!!<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 5 very authentic points/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Heart mealting, make we weep cuteness! Take those heart shocker things and put them to my temples.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: Heartfelt 5/5 (cuddle me bunny...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-6406735619828527682?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-85412624500617528332008-06-28T22:08:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:26:08.379-07:00<img src=http://www.amerikahyou.com/images/ottercute.jpg><br /><br />Soup Stub my toe but I ignore it. Gangrene sets in. Amputation from thigh down. Hypovolemic shock due to massive blood loss during surgery. Slow quiet death in ICU.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Over-tha-top cuteness! Confess to a serial killer's/rapist's crimes and become an inmate's bitch until anal contusions lead to "back up". I drown in my own feces. (Gross but its THAT cute).<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: +5/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8541262450061752833?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-67031801606352807772008-06-28T22:00:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:08:53.878-07:00<img src=http://www.geocities.com/lunutchick/cuddle.bmp><br /><br />Soup: The cat is a faker. Sorry. Lethal injection against my will while my lawyer protests outside.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1.3/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Ugh....force feed me thumb taks, kick me in the stomach. Tear my intestines and suffocate my organs in blood.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-6703180160635280777?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-37315320968264868352008-06-28T21:53:00.000-07:002008-06-28T22:00:10.810-07:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1231230/christian_the_lion.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1231230/christian_the_lion/">Christian the Lion</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">A funny movie is a click away</a></font><br /><br />Soup: I can't take the cuteness. Chain myself to a bumper and get dragged on the freeway. Super cute. Make me cry.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 100/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Still wiping up the tears. Cute overdose. Stick me in an acid bath and make me exfoliate. <br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: +5/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-3731532096826486835?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-66597329543205372142008-06-28T21:45:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:52:10.621-07:00<img src="http://pics.honewatson.com/giraffes/slides/baby-giraffe-new-england-zoo.jpg" /><br /><br />Soup: Yep. Death by cop. <a href="http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=death+by+cop&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8">(google it)</a><br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3.5/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Soup, ur such a softie for the long necked skinnies. What is it? Bleach and ammonia while cleaning the bathroom.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: -1/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-6659732954320537214?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-81264165157898517332008-06-28T21:36:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:43:52.918-07:00<img src=http://www.innocentenglish.com/img/apie%5B1%5D.jpg><br /><br />Soup: Cute but old school. Refusal of treatment for skin cancer.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5<br /> <br /><br />Crackers: Nothing cuter than tiny animals on chubby fingers. Throw my toaster in the bath and drown my head in the water.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8126416515789851733?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-68461870155807715442008-06-28T21:32:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:36:08.507-07:00<img src=http://static.rbytes.net/full_screenshots/f/u/funny-baby-animals-screensaver.jpg><br /><br />Soup: Okay, now we are back to some good ol' fashion cuteness. Full marks. Any sort of blunt force trauma will suffice.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: This screams cuteness! Jump in from of the subway during rush hour for all to witness the horror and gore.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 5/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-6846187015580771544?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-87195383072646250272008-06-28T21:21:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:31:57.547-07:00<img src=http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Cute138.jpg><br /><br /><br />Soup: Not so much cute but funny. So...umm...I guess...pills? I dunno. Okay a handful of downers and a hot bath.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1/5 <br />(but super funny)<br /><br /><br />Crackers: No way Soup...kid is super cute. Squeeze my head in a vice.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8719538307264625027?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-45449613930883477622008-06-28T21:16:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:24:32.545-07:00<img src=http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/11.jpg><br /><br />Crackers: Fairy-tale romance cuteness. Hang me by my belt.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5<br /><br /><br />Soup: Best pals. Unbearable cuteness. Fall to the ground and bash my face into the concrete until it is a messy unfixable goo.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 9/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Soup, you're a tard.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-4544961393088347762?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-7330783725681498542008-06-28T21:10:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:16:45.652-07:00<img src=http://sharecare.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cute-animals-1.jpg><br /><br />Soup: Not buying the cuteness here. Maybe steer into oncoming traffic.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 1/5<br /><br /><br />Crackers: Super cute, its a girl thing. Fly off a very tall bridge.<br /><br />Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3/5<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-733078372568149854?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-39482138783725850232008-06-28T20:56:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:10:47.279-07:00<p><img src="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/cute-little-guy.jpg" /></p><p>Soup:  I'd deliberately get too drunk and then asphyxiate in my own vomit.</p><p>Cuteness Suicide Scale: 4/5</p><p><br /></p><p>Crackers: Plastic bag over my head.</p><p>Cuteness Suicide Scale: 2/5</p><p><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-3948213878372585023?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2780612953646211789.post-87876158429483690722008-06-28T20:32:00.000-07:002008-06-28T21:06:12.044-07:00<img src="http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/44334153_3e9114058d.jpg" /><br /><br /><p><span style="font-family:georgia;">Soup: Since there are two it's  murder suicide.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;">Nothing elaborate.  Poison her coffee in the morning then leap from the balcony before rush hour.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;">Cuteness Suicide Scale:  2/5</span></p><p><br /></p><p>Crackers: Romeo and Juliet.  </p><p>Together we swallow every pill in the medicine cabinet and fall asleep in each other's arms.</p><p>Cuteness Suicide Scale: 3/5</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2780612953646211789-8787615842948369072?l=cuddlethis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ravnoreply@blogger.com0